Tuesday, July 05, 2005

The Four Floors Elevator.

Voices of thoughts were excitingly sounding themselves in my head while I was walking towards an elevator. Absurdly speaking, the elevator only ferries between four floors. That was beside my point. In fact then, there was another fella in front of me who got in and selected a floor. Naturally I too will look at the floors selection and press the number I need to go to which was two (2) evidently. I couldn’t help but noticed he has selected third (3). As the lift slowly progresses upwards, all the voices in my mind stopped except for one question.


“Wouldn’t I be pissed if I am going to third and someone pressed to go second instead?”


No, if I am not in a hurry. Yes if I am in a hurry to jot down notes of ideas or something similar but fudging hell yes, if I am in a hurry to shit or pee.

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