Thursday, May 19, 2005

Solve vs workaround.

At times especially in my profession, I am very much aware the difference between solving a problem and working around a problem. However, most people I know lump both of them together. Here lies some examples to distinguish the two.

Problem : Toilet flush not working and dying to shit.
Solution: Shit first then fix flush later.
Workaround : Shit somewhere else.

Problem : No sexual intercourse for months with girl or boyfriend.
Solution: Strip naked and start touching each other.
Workaround: Masturbate or pay or find someone else.

Problem : No sensation when fucking with condom.
Solution: Don't wear a condom and do what porn stars do. (A bukkake-lite will do).
Workaround: Fuck the ass!

You see the difference now?

1 comment:

Ms J said...

Dude..

I totally DIG this posting and almost fell off me chair laffin!!! so hilariously funny!

p/s I got you and Tracy a little something from Beijing (not Tsing Tao beer lah!). How do i pass it to you..Bar Savanvh to finish up Chivas Regal or in your locker?