Person with 4 alarm clocks!

As I was typing, all the freaking alarm clocks in my room began to annoyingly sound. Do you know ‘MondayBluer’ has 4 alarm clocks.
1) My Hi Fi scheduled to go at 7.30 to MIX.FM
2) The analog bell alarm clock
3) A small snoozer digital alarm clock
4) A Nokia mobile phone.

Analysis of a person with 4 alarm clocks is a person who won't be awaken even if an airplane crashes into our neighbor’s house. Oh! this reminds me of one of those pop-quiz questions;

Imagine you are in an airplane with your girlfriend, sandwiched in between two strangers. You noticed she was sleeping and snoring aloud. What will you do?
a) Pretend you don’t know her.
b) Pretend to sleep and ignore the look from other passengers.
c) Snore louder in hope to drown hers.
d) Wake her up.

This incident seriously happened, ladies and gentlemen, I shit you not.